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My dad answered his phone and he’s gonna fix my car on Sunday. I am so pumped to not have to freak out about my car anymore, but I need some money for spark plugs and coils, so I’m going to be having a sale for the next 2 days.
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Summer is coming
do you know what that means?
who knew 2300 people felt the same way about watermelon?!
Well. I’m down south so summer is already here..(in houston at least) which means WATERMELON
I was just in Houston earlier today! and i’m moving there in July :)
FUCKING WATERMELON I AM SO EXCITED
Gall bladder’s last day. [theawkwardyeti]
Why did this make me so sad?
Fuck you, Gall Bladder. Gall stones are the goddamn worst.
^^^ yes. I have never been through so much pain in my entire life as I did when I had gallstones.
My friend showed this to me the day before I had mine removed I thought it was perfect
I think tumblr needs timestamps or something cause I don’t want to reply to a post I see and find out its from like three days ago or something and then I look like a dick for bringing up something that was already handled
You know me topless is cool but show me that AZZ.
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Lil Pokemon friends by itsbirdy
WHAT THE FUCK
I’D ONLY SEEN THE STARTERS WHAT THE FUCKING
SO CUTE OH GOD
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